But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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