Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we're making bets on your personal life
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
