Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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