kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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