i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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