well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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