I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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