they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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