it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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