Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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