apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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