New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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