garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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