I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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