Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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