I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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