Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
PANTIES FOUND
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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