Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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