He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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