hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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