Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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