make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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