just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
accomplished twins. life is a go
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
worst night to have a conscience
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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