how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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