What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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