their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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