Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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