I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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