Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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