I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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