It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Are we still banned from the library?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
