Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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