Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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