you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Use "feeling words"
Yay
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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