We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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