Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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