where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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