David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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