the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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