I heard we made out
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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