i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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