They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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