I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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