You work out of a Hotel?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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