you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
