What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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