it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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