I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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