3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
