I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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