Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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