looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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