so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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