Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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