Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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