You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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