See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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